Behold, the effect of introducing an MSPFA to a server that has no idea how MSPFAs work.

A normal individual stands in the #⁠calzone. Today, the Second of January 2025, seems to be an uninteresting day. You weren't told to do your typical Top stuff in the office, or come here and pose for a photo, or remind Your Totally Lore Unrelated Pal to look through The Database or anything like that. Though you stay, as work is a high priority of yours, and is the only thing worth living your name.

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Who? Which one? You know a few Woodies and neither are you! You're...

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NO!!!! This isn't you! You are not the United States of America! You are...

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